Sunday, September 21st, 2008

Strangest Headline of the Week

When Wife Struck Husband With a Hammer, She Thought He Was an Extra-Terrestrial

You just can’t make this stuff up.

A woman who hit her husband on the head with a hammer said she thought he was an alien, police said Friday. While a motive is not clear, police said Gabrielle told authorities that “her husband was an alien and he was trying to kill her.”

During a search of the house, investigators found evidence of prescription medication.

It’s a scenario played out all too often in homes all over the world… man comes home from work, slithers the suction cupped tentacles out of his soft shell toward the missus and *bang*, everything goes black.

Now… who wants to be an alien for Halloween??


Category: silly
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2 Responses

September 25, 2008

Honestly, I was expecting a Florida by-line on this. :zombie:


September 25, 2008

It wouldn’t have surprised me in the least! :zombie: