Let Me Lean
WHEN I’M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE … LET ME!
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn’t speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came up to Grandma and said, ‘Hi, Grandma, you’re looking good! How are they treating you?’
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew…’They won’t let me fart.’
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Fabulous. I just found you through EntreCard. I’ve spend the last 20 minutes ’spying’ on you! You had me at SteamRoller! I just love JT!
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Jenny, your Dad must be my age! 
Thanks for coming by, ya’ll! 
I sent this to my aunt………she said and i quote ” i fail to see the humor in this. People should have asked the woman why she was leaning” My guess is……….my aunt needed to toot a time or 2 and someone prevented her lol, she took it WAY serious!!
Thanks for the laugh 
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It’s funny cuz it’s true!
I feel the need…lean…toot. Ahhh
OMG!
Hilarious!! I’ll have to share this with my dad…he’ll appreciate it! lol!
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